Dear Sammy,

Didn’t your mother teach you anything? It’s bad enough that you are a right wing extremist who knows nothing of the law or the history of our nation. But now you’ve joined the ranks of the corruption court. Just as an aside, in case your mother forgot to tell you, the Supreme Court is not named supreme because its occupants are supreme but rather because our Constitution framers couldn’t think of a better word for a highest appellate court.

Now let’s get down to basic issues. I can’t imagine that your mother didn’t tell you not to get on the private jets of strangers and take a $100,000 trip (one way) without thinking that the stranger might actually want something from you. Turns out this stranger wanted at least 10 things from you – that’s the number of cases he had before your appellate court. Maybe no one told you that even Supreme Court justices should read, but if you did you would’ve seen his name attached to those cases in the popular press.

Then another lesson clearly not learned is don’t take vacations for free if you couldn’t afford them with your MasterCard. Once again MasterCard doesn’t refer to you as the master but rather is just a silly name for a credit card. Once again accepting extravagant gifts from strangers is probably something you should have learned not to do when you were 10 years old. But alas, this guy wasn’t quite a stranger as he puts big money into the Federalist Society that got you named to the court in the first place. Oh, and the whole hustle was planned by the Federalist Society boss. But somehow you missed that, all of that.

The only part that is not known about your corrupt vacation is whether you actually caught the fish, or they just asked you to hold it for the pictures. While for normal people the whole thing does seem a bit fishy.

One final question: is there some sort of website where you can find vacant seats on private jets so that you can apply to occupy the vacant seat at no cost to anyone?

Bob Brand